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God Creates Dinosaurs... by JMKohrs God Creates Dinosaurs... by JMKohrs
“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.”
-Ian Malcolm

“Dinosaurs eat man … woman inherits the earth.”
– Ellie Sattler

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I've had Jurassic Park on the brain like crazy lately! Probably cause the 20th anniversary is coming up.

This is a totally vector piece based on the line from the movie. As simplistic as it looks it was very hard for me. I'm not very good at minimalism so the simplicity drove my detail oriented brain crazy! It took me longer than I would actually care to admit. But I think it turned out nicely.
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:iconaotearoa-geek13:
aotearoa-geek13 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
LOL! XD
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SchAlternate Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And the woman domesticated dinosaurs to conquer nearby planets.
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
Oh yeah!
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:iconarchsteel:
Archsteel Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
God I love that quote...
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:icongeneralhelghast:
GeneralHelghast Featured By Owner May 4, 2014   General Artist
Funny, but true (except the part about only women surviving). God did created the dinosaurs, but he had to throw a meteor at them 65 million years ago before he started making man out of the apes (hominids).
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:iconrextimina:
Rextimina Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
pure gold
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:iconxxlilyleoxx:
xXLilyLeoXx Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Epic WIN ;^; I love this
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:iconthe-huntress-20:
The-Huntress-20 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
omg i so get it
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:iconlordoffantasy:
Lordoffantasy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
i never understood the idea of creating clones is like killing god. be one thing if we are spontaneously generating beings from nothing, but cloning is still showing we are limited mortal beings. you cannot go up to your golden retriever, touch it, make explode in a cloud of cotton candy and suddenyl have two brand new puppy retrievers.
we are simply using a work around to the normal method of things. until we can both generate cotton candy and get two puppies out of it i think god or whatever is sitll beyond our reach.
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SchAlternate Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
By killing God they mean that the man has given up religion to pursue science, so they can play God himself.

Meanwhile the woman conquers the Earth.
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:iconjulesworld99:
Julesworld99 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student Writer
Classic
Just Classic
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:icongodforoth:
Godforoth Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
Jurassic park logic! XD
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:iconquetzalcoatl29:
Quetzalcoatl29 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lesbian future :o
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:icontanner4:
Tanner4 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Great line.
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:iconrevan005:
Revan005 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
Funny.
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:iconangusyoung3:
angusyoung3 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconianmalcolmplz::iconsaysplz: that's- that's chaos theory.
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:iconrobertthebrobot:
robertthebrobot Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Umbreon La icon  - No, it's when i fart in New Mexico and a 3 year old girl in Tebet sneezes.
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:iconangusyoung3:
angusyoung3 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer

eh? what does that mean? 0.o

LOL!

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:iconrobertthebrobot:
robertthebrobot Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student General Artist
anther name for the TRUE chaos theory is the butterfly affect, where a butterfly flaping its wings in china causes a dust storm in saudi arabia.

basically, a small change can create a large one.
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:iconangusyoung3:
angusyoung3 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Ohh. ^^
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:iconflashlight237:
Flashlight237 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
I know this is meant for humor, but we'll be working on step 4 for a very long time.
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:iconmcherry1:
mcherry1 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
I wonder how Jurassic Park 4 with Spielberg making the dinosaurs actually Aliens from the Pyramids in Egypt will factor into this equation?!
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:iconjmkohrs:
JMKohrs Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My theory is the pyramid alien dinosaurs from the future author the book, create a flux capacitor, travel back in time to 1993 and give the knowledge to the dinosaurs from the original island. I could be wrong though.
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Thesporerex Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
genius... simple genius
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:iconah86:
AH86 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
thatīs cool. I love Jurassic Park :)
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MismeretMonk Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
What does Malcolm mean when he says men destroyed God? If it is that man proved God doesn't exist, why Malcolm bothers to say it created dinosaurs and humans?
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No-one-o1 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is SO wonderful x3
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:icon4heartless:
4Heartless Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Man will never destroy God
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:iconshadowwalker3:
ShadowWalker3 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Can't destroy what's not there.
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:iconkaptain-kefiah:
Kaptain-Kefiah Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"dinosaurs eat woman."
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:iconblackstarlight17:
blackstarlight17 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013   Digital Artist
Best lines ever used in that movie :XD:
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:iconespeon-master-espo:
Espeon-Master-Espo Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
hehe true
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:iconblackstarlight17:
blackstarlight17 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013   Digital Artist
:XD:
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:iconespeon-master-espo:
Espeon-Master-Espo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
:3 / hugs /
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:icondinomaster316:
DinoMaster316 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
HAHAHAHA!
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CloudsGirl7 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
One of the best-remembered parts for me. XD I actually reawatched the first two movies recently, and I can't wait to get to see the first in theaters, since I never did before.
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:icongirgirl09:
girgirl09 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
I want this on a SHIRT.
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:iconjmkohrs:
JMKohrs Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The link to the t-shirt store is in the description.
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:icongirgirl09:
girgirl09 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
*fangirls* THANK YOU~
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:iconshadowwalker3:
ShadowWalker3 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
Dinosaurs make woman go to the kitchen and make a sammich.
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:iconapexpredator7:
apexpredator7 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Lol
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:iconmowendesigns:
MowenDesigns Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My favorite movie... this makes me so happy. ^_^ I've always remembered this line.
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:iconxenoanubis:
xenoanubis Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013   General Artist
My childhood thanks you.
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:iconjmkohrs:
JMKohrs Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Tell your childhood I said you're welcome.
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silverfang07 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
|D When I saw the thumbnail my thought was "wut". But then I realized where this was from...epicness.
I love those quotes XD And these illustrate them quite well lol.
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Dr-Oblivian Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
gotta add "then dinosaurs eat women too"
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:iconsilveralchemist24:
SilverAlchemist24 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I immediately knew what you were referencing and I want you to know that I love you.
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:iconskkon:
Skkon Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Oh! I get it now! XD It took a little thought... Blonde moment! :)
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Slipmaskin Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, I didn't have to read your comment to understand what quotes inspired you to do this. I got a very nostalgic feeling. I just love Ian xD
This is a very good illustration of those quotes, I like it! You managed to minimalise it just fine!
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BoboMagroto Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:XD: Lolz, Now I want to watch Jurassic Park again
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