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God Creates Dinosaurs... by JMKohrs God Creates Dinosaurs... by JMKohrs
“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.”
-Ian Malcolm

“Dinosaurs eat man … woman inherits the earth.”
– Ellie Sattler

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I've had Jurassic Park on the brain like crazy lately! Probably cause the 20th anniversary is coming up.

This is a totally vector piece based on the line from the movie. As simplistic as it looks it was very hard for me. I'm not very good at minimalism so the simplicity drove my detail oriented brain crazy! It took me longer than I would actually care to admit. But I think it turned out nicely.
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:iconacepredator:
acepredator Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015
Woman creates hybrid
Hybrid destroys woman
Hybrid destroys dinosaur
Mosasaur destroys hybrid
mosasaur inherits the earth
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:icongwarnage:
gwarnage Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
i actually did a reimagining of this quote involving my favorite band :

The Master creates dinosaurs
The Master creates GWAR
GWAR destroys dinosaurs
GWAR creates man
Man creates dinosaurs
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:iconcardfightvanguard62:
cardfightvanguard62 Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
I loved this scene from Jurassic Park XD made me laughter everytime Ellie said that one line XD 
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:icongwarnage:
gwarnage Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
god is dead
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:iconjmkohrs:
JMKohrs Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My God is alive.
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:icongwarnage:
gwarnage Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
or so you think
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:iconjmkohrs:
JMKohrs Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes I do.  I've looked through your art and your religious views are quite clear.  I'm not looking to get into a debate with you.  Jesus Christ is my Lord and savior.  You are welcome to have the gift of eternal life in heaven with him if you accept him into your heart as I have.  The choice is yours.  God bless!  
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:icongwarnage:
gwarnage Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015
i'm a atheist
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:iconaligorzeimet:
AligorZeimet Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015
No need to go out of your way to bother a theist then. I'm an agnostic atheist but I don't go out of my way to spark debates. Leave the fellow alone.
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:iconskirmisherdak:
SkirmisherDak Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Although by man, meaning humanity as a whol -_-
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:iconcanadakid97:
Canadakid97 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Amazing! Well done! And I loved that moment!
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:iconjmkohrs:
JMKohrs Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you :D
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:iconaotearoa-geek13:
aotearoa-geek13 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
LOL! XD
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:iconschalternate:
SchAlternate Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And the woman domesticated dinosaurs to conquer nearby planets.
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
Oh yeah!
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:iconarchsteel:
Archsteel Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
God I love that quote...
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:icongeneralhelghast:
GeneralHelghast Featured By Owner May 4, 2014   General Artist
Funny, but true (except the part about only women surviving). God did created the dinosaurs, but he had to throw a meteor at them 65 million years ago before he started making man out of the apes (hominids).
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:iconrextimina:
Rextimina Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
pure gold
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:iconxxlilyleoxx:
xXLilyLeoXx Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Epic WIN ;^; I love this
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:iconthe-huntress-20:
The-Huntress-20 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
omg i so get it
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:iconlordoffantasy:
Lordoffantasy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
i never understood the idea of creating clones is like killing god. be one thing if we are spontaneously generating beings from nothing, but cloning is still showing we are limited mortal beings. you cannot go up to your golden retriever, touch it, make explode in a cloud of cotton candy and suddenyl have two brand new puppy retrievers.
we are simply using a work around to the normal method of things. until we can both generate cotton candy and get two puppies out of it i think god or whatever is sitll beyond our reach.
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SchAlternate Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
By killing God they mean that the man has given up religion to pursue science, so they can play God himself.

Meanwhile the woman conquers the Earth.
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:iconjulesworld99:
Julesworld99 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student Writer
Classic
Just Classic
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:icongodforoth:
Godforoth Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
Jurassic park logic! XD
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:iconquetzalcoatl29:
Quetzalcoatl29 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lesbian future :o
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:icontanner4:
Tanner4 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Great line.
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:iconrevan005:
Revan005 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
Funny.
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:iconangusyoung3:
angusyoung3 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconianmalcolmplz::iconsaysplz: that's- that's chaos theory.
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:iconrobertthebrobot:
robertthebrobot Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Umbreon La icon  - No, it's when i fart in New Mexico and a 3 year old girl in Tebet sneezes.
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:iconangusyoung3:
angusyoung3 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer

eh? what does that mean? 0.o

LOL!

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:iconrobertthebrobot:
robertthebrobot Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student General Artist
anther name for the TRUE chaos theory is the butterfly affect, where a butterfly flaping its wings in china causes a dust storm in saudi arabia.

basically, a small change can create a large one.
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:iconangusyoung3:
angusyoung3 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Ohh. ^^
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:iconflashlight237:
Flashlight237 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
I know this is meant for humor, but we'll be working on step 4 for a very long time.
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:iconmcherry1:
mcherry1 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
I wonder how Jurassic Park 4 with Spielberg making the dinosaurs actually Aliens from the Pyramids in Egypt will factor into this equation?!
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:iconjmkohrs:
JMKohrs Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My theory is the pyramid alien dinosaurs from the future author the book, create a flux capacitor, travel back in time to 1993 and give the knowledge to the dinosaurs from the original island. I could be wrong though.
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:iconthesporerex:
Thesporerex Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
genius... simple genius
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:iconah86:
AH86 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
thatīs cool. I love Jurassic Park :)
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:iconmismeretmonk:
MismeretMonk Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
What does Malcolm mean when he says men destroyed God? If it is that man proved God doesn't exist, why Malcolm bothers to say it created dinosaurs and humans?
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No-one-o1 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is SO wonderful x3
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:icon4heartless:
4Heartless Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Man will never destroy God
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:iconshadowwalker3:
ShadowWalker3 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Can't destroy what's not there.
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:iconkaptain-kefiah:
Kaptain-Kefiah Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"dinosaurs eat woman."
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:iconblackstarlight17:
blackstarlight17 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013   Digital Artist
Best lines ever used in that movie :XD:
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:iconespeon-master-espo:
Espeon-Master-Espo Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
hehe true
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:iconblackstarlight17:
blackstarlight17 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013   Digital Artist
:XD:
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:iconespeon-master-espo:
Espeon-Master-Espo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
:3 / hugs /
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:icondinomaster316:
DinoMaster316 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
HAHAHAHA!
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:iconcloudsgirl7:
CloudsGirl7 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
One of the best-remembered parts for me. XD I actually reawatched the first two movies recently, and I can't wait to get to see the first in theaters, since I never did before.
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